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nodejs

A new programming framework for JavaScript built on Chrome's V8 JS Engine. Node is a non-blocking I/O language which is efficient and lightweight. Used by Netflix, Discord and a lot more high-level companies. It's becoming the top language for backend APIs & micro-service based infrastructures.
Person 1: Gonna code a bot in Java! Java FTW!
Person 2: Ew, get with the times - use NodeJS bb.
by itsphin April 13, 2017
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Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.
Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Stick Nodes

A stickfigure animation program designed for mobile devices, created in that year no one remembers of 2014.

Made for beginners to learn, well.. animation. And when they move to any other software to animate they're basically fucked because they don't know how to actually draw their material and animate it like everyone else does.

As such, a beginner software attracts many children, and if you animate on Stick Nodes older than 20 what the fuck are you doing with your life?

Which is why everyone in the Stick Figure community thinks they're noobs because children don't exactly have the best sense in a discord server when bragging about the edgy demon scarf wearing oc with a backstory that makes Batman look like James Cordon. Also, the teens on Stick Nodes are usually assholes.

So, advice, don't join a Stick Nodes discord server they're toxic as fuck
"Wait bro, you animate on Stick Nodes?"

"Yeah"

"Ew cringe"
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Nodes

This is a type of resource which you farm in Rust. Nodes are essential to survival and requires a great deal of farming to supply your base with them.
Tom: I’m going out to farm nodes now!
Jane: come back with about 30k stone and 6k sulfur.
by DannyDVeto June 3, 2018
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Nodes

This is a rock which you mine in rust to gain essential resources. To supply yourself and your base or clan.
Tom: Go mine nodes Jerry!
Jerry: I’ll go mine 50k stone and some sulfur.
by DannyDVeto June 3, 2018
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Nodeska

Bitch is straight nodeska
by Jank from State Farm October 2, 2022
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nodespam

1. spamming nodes (bad coding practice)
2. defending against crawlers by placing power nodes (Mindustry)
I've gotta clean up this nodespam before code review.
by adhdev January 20, 2025
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