Noddler

A drunken mix up.
Originates from people calling noodles, "Noddlers" while intoxicated.

He accidently said figh as huck. What a noddler.

by Bob5652824 June 1, 2006

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

Noodler

The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.

Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!

by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

Noddle

A word used to describe anyone in any situation, usually in a negative way. Essentially an all around adjective for ant situation.

"Wow look at that kid, he's a noddle."

"Buddy you're a noddle head!"

"Fuck you noddles."

by BigDaddyWhiteFBI January 27, 2017

Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

NODDERS

Commonly used on Twitch Chat when reacting to fire music that makes your head nod like when Kanye West was listening to music on the plane.

NODDERS!

by peterzee123 March 30, 2021

French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

by Koch Master June 20, 2009