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Noctilate 

A lazy fatass Captain bitch who is to lazy to read two exams
Noctilate is known for failing random people for no reason at fucking all
Noctilate by TheFirstBlood November 4, 2018
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nostrilate 

v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.
"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."
nostrilate by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009
The opposite of motivated. A complete lack of initiative to undertake something.
Justin: I don't want to be at work today.

Travis: Yeah, I'm totally notivated!
notivated by Farrell Blanchette January 9, 2008

Noobilate 

Verb for noobilation, which means the utter pwnage of a noob humiliatingly.
"I'm gonna noobilate you NOOB!"

"You have been noobilated."
Noobilate by Kevo kimi October 18, 2008

flog-nosticate 

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
Notivate by Notivate September 30, 2010
Northlate is an adjective used to describe people who are introvert, calm, steady, composed and creative. They are keenly interested in music and other art forms. They don't talk much. But they are into deep, meaningful and insightful discussions on anything under the sun.
"See that man over there?". He is northlate.

"Isn't it enough to make me fall for him?", she exclaimed.
northlate by YourSudoneym January 10, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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