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Noobilate 

Verb for noobilation, which means the utter pwnage of a noob humiliatingly.
"I'm gonna noobilate you NOOB!"

"You have been noobilated."
Noobilate by Kevo kimi October 18, 2008
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noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008
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noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.
I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!
noobulated by CW April 12, 2004

Noobalator 

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.


"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"
Noobalator by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.
Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER
noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

Noobinator

1. An extremely deadly noob that can terminate a professional on his/her first try.
2. A totally bitchin' dude that owns you.
Dude, did you see that noobinator pwn that faggzor?
Noobinator by Dr. Greene July 18, 2004

NOOBINATOR

A leet machine sent back in time to destroy and noobinate noobs.
The NOOBINATOR went back in time and NOOBINATED some noobs.
NOOBINATOR by THEE NOOBINATOR December 9, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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