Noobilate 

Verb for noobilation, which means the utter pwnage of a noob humiliatingly.

"I'm gonna noobilate you NOOB!"

"You have been noobilated."

Noobilate by Kevo kimi October 18, 2008

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.

I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!

noobulated by CW April 12, 2004

Noobalator 

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.

"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"

Noobalator by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.

Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER

noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

Noobinator

1. An extremely deadly noob that can terminate a professional on his/her first try.
2. A totally bitchin' dude that owns you.

Dude, did you see that noobinator pwn that faggzor?

Noobinator by Dr. Greene July 18, 2004

NOOBINATOR

A leet machine sent back in time to destroy and noobinate noobs.

The NOOBINATOR went back in time and NOOBINATED some noobs.

NOOBINATOR by THEE NOOBINATOR December 9, 2008