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A Nocoiner is a person who has no Bitcoin. Nocoiners (usually Socialists, Lawyers or MBA Economists ) are people who missed their opportunity to buy Bitcoin at a low price because they thought it was a scam, and who is now bitter at having missed out. The nocoiner takes out his or her bitterness on Bitcoin Hodlers, by constantly claiming that Bitcoin will crash, is a scam, is a bubble, or other types of easily refuted FUD. Nocoiners have little to no computer skills or imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin go up and its adoption spread they consider all Bitcoin users to be in a collective delusion, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at Harvard, Yale and Columbia, where anyone who is not part of their clique is treated with suspicion by default. The worst nocoiners are tenured academics and goldbugs. Nocoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, prostitutes and losers.
I'm pretty sure Emin is a Nocoiner. Yesterday he made a Tweet about how Bitcoin going up was just a fad, and that a crash was inevitable. He's always talking Bitcoin down; if he had Bitcoin, he would never trash his own stash.
by Prescopax December 07, 2017
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Someone who didn't lose an enormous amount of real-world money when the Bitcoin bubble popped.
My wife is divorcing me because I secretly put all of our net worth into Bitcoin just before the price began to tank. I wish I were a nocoiner.
by NDA00 May 13, 2018
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A nocoiner is a person who owns no cryptocurrencies and thinks that an investment in Venezuelan Peso, Turkish Lira and USD is a safer bet.
"Hey Hodler, you're douchebag. I'll keep my money in a safe FIAT currency like USD or Venezuelan Peso, because I'm a smart nocoiner. Bubble, Crash, economics, Tulips - you know"
by Hodler101 August 24, 2018
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