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nobgobbler
nobgobbler by chird September 9, 2003
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Nobbobber • nobdobber • Nob-Robber • nobgobbler • nobbobbing • nobwobbler • Nobgobler • Dr. Nobgobbler • knob bobber • nobb gobbler
Dr. Nobgobbler
A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.
Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.
Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.
Dr. Nobgobbler by tomounitismanassou420 December 1, 2013
nobbobbing
When you're receiving oral sex and their head bobs up and down and up and down.
Or a douche bag person who won't shut the fuck up!
Or a douche bag person who won't shut the fuck up!
nobbobbing by eat my ass! October 5, 2015
nobdobber
some one who is really fucking annoying. and won't stop.
This word came up when I was in Wisconsin camping for a week. What happened was there was a nest outside my friends cottage and we thought they were bees or wasps, but they weren't. They pesky fucks were Muddobbers. Basically these fukers attack for no reason and keep stinging you until you get away. They suck so bad my friend got stung 10 times in a 5 second period. I created the word when I said nobdobber instead of muddobbers cause I couldn't remember what they were called. O and if your curious... we killed those fuckers
This word came up when I was in Wisconsin camping for a week. What happened was there was a nest outside my friends cottage and we thought they were bees or wasps, but they weren't. They pesky fucks were Muddobbers. Basically these fukers attack for no reason and keep stinging you until you get away. They suck so bad my friend got stung 10 times in a 5 second period. I created the word when I said nobdobber instead of muddobbers cause I couldn't remember what they were called. O and if your curious... we killed those fuckers
nobwobbler
gayboy:will u nobwobble me please
gayboy 2:yeh of corse
gayboy:wow u r really good
gayboy 2:no just ur as quik as a genie
gayboy 2:yeh of corse
gayboy:wow u r really good
gayboy 2:no just ur as quik as a genie
nobwobbler by charlotte October 14, 2004
nobwobbler
nobwobbler by c.j October 13, 2004
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