nohands 

nohands is a sticky sandwich of polymer that allows you to stick up your personal gadgets to vertical surfaces!

Use nohands to stick up your iphone to that wall!

nohands by stevedave12 August 14, 2010

nohands 

The world's most photoshopped kitten. Has his own gallery and a cult following in the tens of thousands.

"I photoshopped Nohands riding a bicycle."

nohands by EvilPundit February 22, 2004

nohands 

Awesome kitty!!!!!

Nohand gallery!!!! search google!!!!

nohands by ¡DŃ™! November 7, 2003

No hands lebowski 

The act of fucking a dog with no hands. A discord user that goes by the name Jacob Lebowski was caught fucking dogs with no hands while screaming into his mic “no hands lebowski”. Jacob can be heard at local dog parks screaming out “no
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog

Hey look, Jacob is at it again. What’s he doing? He is fucking a dog with no hands, that’s the no hands lebowski move

No hands lebowski by Doglover1836 February 9, 2022

no hands 

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

no hands by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

No-Hands-Freeby 

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

No-Hands-Freeby by heyschmexy September 15, 2011

Look ma, no hands! 

A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.

... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?

"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle

"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars

"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump

"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers

"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.

Yep.

A frickin' jet.

... Wanna see some tricks?

Look ma, no hands! by WheelieRetarded August 17, 2019