One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
A common term used by aesthetically pleasing males, in lay mans terms you will not get girls (or sluts in this case) if you are not shredded (cuts referring to the outline of muscle as a result of low body fat)
Skinny Dude: I'm a nice guy why don't I pull as much as you?
Aesthetically pleasing male: hey bro what can I say no cuts no sluts
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'