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no sense of cock 

If someone has this they can't comprehend with the male penis real well.
This chick was trying to give me a hummer but, man, she had no sense of cock.
no sense of cock by Beedub February 15, 2004

No sense cum shot 

When you cum in the nostrils of a deaf and blind lady, much like Helen Keller.
Person 1: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO???
Person 2: THE NO SENSE CUM SHOT
No sense cum shot by BIKING406 February 10, 2021

no sense of urgency 

when your friends and you go and buy mcdonalds and you are late for your ALP but don’t give a shit but when you go back to school u kena by cher
“Y’all have no sense of urgency at all , 10 people go and buy macdonalds? isnt that ridiculous ?”

That don't make no sense. 

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.
Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.

all dollars no sense 

Having alot of money but being very stupid/lacking common sense
Guy 1: "Can you believe people will spend $3000 for a handbag?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, all dollars no sense"

ahole with no sense of humor 

a douch with no sense of humor that must ruin everyone elses humor
i dont like this so its gay
shut up ahole with no sense of humor
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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