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no ho itis 

A nigga suffering from no pussy got a long period of time
On naw he got no ho itis look at how he acting
no ho itis by That nigga 321123 December 15, 2016

No Ho-Ho 

The feminine version for No Homo except it is used when a girl says something that can be taken the wrong way. A girl that says something that someone else can easily say ''that's what she said'' to.
1. Girl says to boy: "Can i have a taste of your lollipop no ho-ho?"

2. "Yo Mike, after your finished with work, I need you to come really fast, no ho-ho''
No Ho-Ho by B.B Doll June 28, 2011
A truncation of someone's name. Whose first name begins Ho, and whose second name begins No. An oaf. A lummox. A fool. A miscreant. A fake. A phoney. An ill talented, overhyped guy.
"Ho No, man, he just doesn't get it. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. Fucking Ho No."
Ho No by TonyHoagland February 29, 2004
A 'lady of the night' or 'working girl' that is not a viable 'purchase'. Reasons can include possible fore knowledge of certain diseases...past relations with family or close friends...or actual relation to you as a family member.

The term can also be loosely applied to females or even males who are of the low sexual moral standpoint and who are also well avoided in the sexual arena.
Me and Jake wandered around the corner from the proper red light district into the seedy back alleys...but we ran back after seeing nothing but 'no-go-hos'.

My cousin is a slut...but my uncle would cut my sack off...so she is a no-go-ho!
no-go-ho by Dave Luke Ford October 11, 2006

The Ho No 

The common name of the H1N1 virus, aka swine flu, aka pig flu. Derived from H O(ne) N O(ne) and necessary because H1N1 never caught on and pig or swine flu is unfair to the pork industry.
Oh No, he got the Ho No.
The Ho No by Jurv September 24, 2009
A form of greeting.

A call one would use to obtain the attention of another person.

Usually yelled out loud.
Steve: "Hey, there's Mike."
Zach: "Ho no!!!"
Mike replies: "Ho no!!!" and proceeds to meet Steve and Zach.
Ho no by Zach Kaczmarek December 26, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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