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No head, no bed
When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
No head, no bed by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013
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No Piss The Bed September
An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies
Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
No Piss The Bed September by garnfeld October 6, 2020
I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK
I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010
There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard
Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022
Nob ed
Nob ed by rocket queen April 9, 2004
Nobed
Nobed by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018
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