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A person who is not circumcised, or just not cool at all. If you are a no top you are a loser. Anyone you hate can be considered a no top. No tops like to be extremely annoying and tend to be haters. No tops can range from those who have skateboards and say bro, to those who play guitar hero and study Calculus.
bill: Are you gonna give that kid a call back?
bob: No man he's a fucking no top!
another example:
Dave: you gonna eat that cabbage.
Karl: No dude only no tops eat cabbage...you fucking no top!
No Top by The King Top January 11, 2009
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Poodle with no top

A line in the song “ROXANNE” by Arizona Zervas.

It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.
“Shorty drive a poodle with no top” - Arizona Zervas
Poodle with no top by fjack125 January 10, 2020

No touch top 

"No touch top" refers to someone who is not heterosexual who prefers to give rather than receive
"Hey girl, how'd your hookup go?"

"It was great, she's a no touch top so it was all me. I made sure to participate in aftercare with her as well to make sure everything was alright."
No touch top by Shy~Sadist May 19, 2020

no touch top 

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.
Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.
no touch top by DaggerFort May 16, 2020

No one is on top of you

(Ein aliekha)
An Israeli slang meaning: you're the best. Sometimes being said sarcastically.
-I just got us tickets for the rock concert.
-No one is on top of you.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
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