by Po Ivey August 11, 2006
A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.
It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.
It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.
Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*
With)
Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*
With)
Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .
by Northendwhitetrash October 04, 2009
Bob: No offense Joe, but I hate you so much that I pray for your death daily. You're just a motherfucking cuntlicking son-of-a-bitch asswipe that needs to fuck off and die. You fuck your mother's vulva for fun.
Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.
Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.
by Jimbo, M.D. September 04, 2011
A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
by Astr0n0va December 06, 2017
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 12, 2004
by Skelwor August 11, 2009
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills November 30, 2010