A buffoon. An unskilled person. From the McDonald's practice of awarding stars on employees' badges denoting skill or experience level. Thus an employee with no stars is unskilled, which is a joke considering they work at goddam McDonalds. I mean, how hard can it be???
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.