A buffoon. An unskilled person. From the McDonald's practice of awarding stars on employees' badges denoting skill or experience level. Thus an employee with no stars is unskilled, which is a joke considering they work at goddam McDonalds. I mean, how hard can it be???
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.