No Holes

When a female simply has no holes. All her holes are non existent. This case, all though extremly rare does exist in the modern world.

Yo, I went out to the bar last night and took this girl home. I was about to bang her and I realized, she had no holes. What a bummer.

by Bobby Sacamano February 7, 2009

No Holes Barred

When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.

She got boned in all holes last night.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co

High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!

by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017

No Holes Barred

Incorrect spelling of "No Holds Barred" - see separate entry.

The correct spelling means "In a fight where no maneuvers are prohibited"

he spelt it "no holes barred" when he means "no holds barred"

by hatset January 4, 2008

All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013

three holes no waiting

When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.

Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.

by Antone the Mantone September 17, 2013

Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

by PopeMichael March 30, 2010