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No Holes Barred 

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When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.
She got boned in all holes last night.
No Holes Barred by <insert> October 2, 2004
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No Holes • No Holes Barred • All poles no holes • three holes no waiting • Three Holes, No Waiting. • i ain’t got no hoes • Xavier has no hoes! • This is why you get no hoes • no hoe • Supreme no to the hoes

No Holes Barred 

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No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co
High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!
No Holes Barred by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017
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No Holes Barred 

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Incorrect spelling of "No Holds Barred" - see separate entry.

The correct spelling means "In a fight where no maneuvers are prohibited"
he spelt it "no holes barred" when he means "no holds barred"
No Holes Barred by hatset January 4, 2008
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All poles no holes 

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A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.
Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.
All poles no holes by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013
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three holes no waiting 

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When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.
Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.
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Three Holes, No Waiting. 

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Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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