NO DEAL 

Same as no. Has many other uses and is more flexible. Can be used to shut someone up mid sentence

Example of No:
"Can I have some ?" "NO DEAL!"
Example of Flexibility:
"I love you" "NO DEAL!"

NO DEAL by Davzies Boys April 17, 2003

No Deal 

Another term for "no", or "go fuck yourself". When someone says something to you, usually presenting an offer or an ultimatum, you can disagree by saying "no deal"

Hey man I just found out that you've been flirting with my girlfriend and now I'm very angry. What am I going to do about this you may ask? Well, I'm gonna come to your house, kick your teeth in, and shut your mouth for you.

Sorry...no deal

No Deal by Le Derpson January 2, 2012

No Deal Bar Crawl 

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

No Deal Bar Crawl by nolandc September 12, 2019

deal or no deal 

A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.

EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.

deal or no deal by punkyBrewster January 14, 2009

deal or no deal 

A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.

Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!

deal or no deal by redskins0756 May 14, 2006

Deal or No Deal EXTREME 

This is a game played by unusually reckless members of society in which the game of "Deal or No Deal!" is taken to the next level.

It involves taking small green and red stickers and covertly sticking them on members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex.

Green: Deal
Red: No Deal

If ever caught the usual plan is to lie through your teeth.

Man 1: Lets play Deal or no deal EXTREME on that woman

Man 2: OK

Woman: "Why are you putting that sticker on me"

Man 2: "Erm... I thought i saw it fall off and was sticking it back on again"
*Man runs away*

Deal or No Deal EXTREME by Stratofortress August 5, 2007

deal or no deal 

What you say to a prostitute who changed her price mid-fuck.

Man: "Bitch, I'll give you $20...Deal or No Deal?"

Whore: "Deal!"

deal or no deal by G2X April 20, 2007