No, you
The grammatically correct version of "No u". Instantly eliminates 3rd Dimensional beings and up. Don't say it too loud, or else you might kill everyone within a 10 meter radius.
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No, you don't
No, you don't walk around with no shoes on. You just don't!
Guy: Excuse me, wanna dance?
Girl: No, you don't!
Guy: Excuse me, wanna dance?
Girl: No, you don't!
No, you don't by Sabutay February 28, 2009
Related Words
No, you • No, you can't • No, you couldn't have • No, you don't • No, YOU'RE an insurrection! • No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 • No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right? • no I won't make out with you • no one cares what you’re birthday says about you • no rocks, you won't
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭
HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
No, YOU'RE an insurrection!
Yeahahahah... Totally. Didn't direct anything. I literally just did this. You sat there and watched the whole time. It WASN'T THAT. It was this.
Retard "No, YOU'RE an insurrection!"
Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."
Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."
No, YOU'RE an insurrection! by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
No, you couldn't have
You have to be able to at least IMAGINE how bizarre it is for ME that you can't accept that you are just not as intelligent as I am.
Hym "No, you couldn't have figured it out. The experts couldn't have. The people that dedicated their lives to doing it couldn't have. Only I could have and I... Could have done it sooner. You could not have. I did."
No, you couldn't have by Hym Iam June 2, 2025
No. You don't.
Nope. That's not what happens. That's not what you're doing. You have all the time in the world. You literally make your owns schedule and, therefore, can expend any amount of time you want.
Hym "No. You don't. You don't do that. And what you are doing now is bending over backwards to blow smoke up your own ass. There is a whole lot of ass blowing going on here. You guys are doing to get that blowers disease is you keep doing this. Seriously. Just stop."
No. You don't. by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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