njoki

Njoki is always ready to help. She is well mannered an the most quirky sense of humor. She's one of those people who make you feel better when your down and helps you when your struggling. Everyone NEEDS a Njoki in their life.

I am lucky to have Njoki in my life.

by Capsicum September 23, 2020

Njoki

She is very beautiful and hot.Has alot of mood swings In a day and can be very rude to people she doesn't like. Mostly has a soft voice lightskin and long hair.She is usually found day dreaming or sticking her tongue out and bitting her lip.She is that girl with her life together,life of the party and smart.If you find one keep and cherish her.

Wow that girl over there is so perfect, must be a Njoki

by Belle cipher October 8, 2022

nokia 3310

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

Nokia 3310

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

Nokiasaurus

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

by s.parrow June 22, 2011

Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013