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i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas
Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
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Niwesh • niwe • Niles • nies • Nawesome • nigesh • Nimesh • Nilesh • Niesha • Nides

niles north 

A rich school who spends their money on everything except the god damn bathrooms. Bought and demolished houses to build a $5 million pool, yet can't extend the stalls large enough so someone can actually fit inside. One of the most diverse schools in Illinois, yet you only see ghetto football players and annoying white cheerleaders.
Peter: did you see that group of ghetto football players and white cheerleaders?
Nathanael : Yeah they must go to Niles North
The most adventurous, sweetest, and cutest guy you will ever meet. He is athletic, tall and ripped. Nitesh is super charming, caring and easy to talk to. His personality is unmatched to anyone you will ever meet. He’s the type you can instantly connect with and trust and the type you would for sure want to go on all types of experiences and adventures with.
Nitesh is perfect
Nitesh by Kayla K ;) July 27, 2020

Nikespoil 

Nike compony Embargoed Iran national soccer team. It did not entitle Iranian players to use its productions.
Actually Nike aims to damage this team before 2018 FIFA world cup. When Iran was successful in this cup and won Morocco team in its first match, Nike spoiled terribly.
Now, when a person spoils badly, people say he/she nikespoiled.
Samira was showing her skill to riding bike but she suddenly fell down and nikespoiled.
Nikespoil by IranARS June 17, 2018
Sex involving nine people.
Kayla was sitting home alone when 8 boys showed up at her door. Each was shirtless and she smiled as they walked straight upstairs to her bedroom. On the way up she began stripping and tossing her clothes down. As she entered her room, the boys were sitting there waiting for her. She began kissing each one as she stripped them individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating her out. By the time they all had a turn, Kayla had already orgasmed twice. Now she laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She gave another boy a blowjob and then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Finally, the sixth boy was having mammary sex with her, as the last two each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. The two receiving handjobs came unto her face as the one receiving a blowjob came into her mouth and the guy having mammary sex with her came onto her chest, while the two sucking her tits each came on her stomach. She swallowed and then rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate that too. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her thrusted at the same time. Now, all the boys switched positions and this continued until each boy had a turn in each positions. The night ended with Kayla's 13 orgasm as the boys left one by one by eating her out. It was the best ninesome in history.
Ninesome by Flyingtrash June 24, 2017

Size 13 Nikes 

If you wear these shoes you may have the hardest life.. try MENS size 13 Nike’s. No one beats you
John: I was in a car accident

Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes

John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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