Nippalitis 

A condition caused by cold air which causes your nipps (nipples) no harden.

It's 14 below 0, I'm suffering from nippalitis.
HOLY SHIT SHE GOT NIPPALITIS NIGGA !

Nippalitis by Vickii l0ve July 8, 2010

nipplitis 

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

nipplitis by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

Nippleitis by Leeonz November 27, 2005

niggalitis 

When you eat and become instantly lazy and sleepy afterwards.

I can't get up from the couch cause I have niggalitis.

niggalitis by JozyWalez October 20, 2015

nippleitis

A swimmers term for erect nipples.

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."

nippleitis by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

Nipplitis 

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.

It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!

Nipplitis by GiggaJen March 10, 2019