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Nipplitis
Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.
Nipplitis Giganticus Majora
The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.
Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
Nipplitis Giganticus Majora by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
niglitism
those little kids are a prime example of niglitism
kids who wont shut up
are hella rude
possibly(but not always)black
kids who wont shut up
are hella rude
possibly(but not always)black
niglitism by babablackman June 14, 2010
nipplitis
When the mens swim team has to swim with t-shirts on in practice, and the water is so cold that that their nipples get pointy, rub on the shirt, and then get a friction burn that hurts for the next 2 days. Hurts like a bitch!!
Man1: (coming out of the showers) Man, my nipples are burning!
Man2: you probably have nipplitis from todays practice.
Man1: I hate Vlad's t-shirt practice! Tuesdays and Thursdays suck!
Man2: Yeah I have the worst case of nipplitis, I think my nipples are about to bleed!
Man2: you probably have nipplitis from todays practice.
Man1: I hate Vlad's t-shirt practice! Tuesdays and Thursdays suck!
Man2: Yeah I have the worst case of nipplitis, I think my nipples are about to bleed!
nipplitis by sbu swimming and diving February 21, 2009
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