nipplitis 

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

nipplitis by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nipplitis 

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.

It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!

Nipplitis by GiggaJen March 10, 2019

nipplitis 

When the mens swim team has to swim with t-shirts on in practice, and the water is so cold that that their nipples get pointy, rub on the shirt, and then get a friction burn that hurts for the next 2 days. Hurts like a bitch!!

Man1: (coming out of the showers) Man, my nipples are burning!
Man2: you probably have nipplitis from todays practice.

Man1: I hate Vlad's t-shirt practice! Tuesdays and Thursdays suck!
Man2: Yeah I have the worst case of nipplitis, I think my nipples are about to bleed!

nipplitis by sbu swimming and diving February 21, 2009

nipplitis 

The scenario in which the areola and nipple poke out of the shirt in a disgusting and very obvious way, often caused by extensive loss of heat or horniness. Many males find this attractive, though it is positively sickening.

Shit! that saggy old bitch has a major case of nipplitis! How disgusting...maybe if she were 50 years younger I would have the same feelings for her as she does me...but hell no..motherfucker!

nipplitis by lovebunny April 6, 2003

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora 

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

nipplitis erectis

Nipplitis Erectis: The condition of having hard nipples

When I drink whiskey it goes straight to my nipples causing a case of nipplitis erectis

nipplitis erectis by sdavisjesussaveus March 31, 2024

nicolitised 

a. When one falls upon into state of trance and fascination to the beauty of a princess N.

b. To be completely immersed in one's thoughts and feelings for the constant image and desire for princess of N.

Rest of the world well become Nicolitised once they get to see a glimpse of her eyes.

Wow! I have only met the princess once and I have already caught 'nicolitis'.

nicolitised by WonderWorldWords December 29, 2013