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Ninnypig 

A strange creature originally from England that has migrated to the sunny parts of California, and can usually be found in shopping malls sniffing around the bargain buckets of handbags and shoes. With its large snout it is able to sniff out the distinct smell of leather handbags. Ninnypigs can be quite dangerous if disturbed in their natural habitat, emitting a high pitched squeal and attacting if their search for shoes is interrupted.
Ninnypigs are fed on a diet of iced buns and gin, however care should be taken when feeding as they can be quite vicious when hungry.
"Oh my God, how much is she going to eat! What a ninny pig!"

"She wouldn't let me borrow her handbag, she's such a ninnypig."
Ninnypig by Bambinonono October 25, 2009
Most women are unhappy if they have ninnies
ninnies by Fisher March 23, 2004
the fat round protuberances found on a cat's stomach; swell after giving birth typically to feed kittens; Also known as 'nipples'.
Kitty cat, put your ninnies away!!(said in a high pitched british accent); Don't show your ninnies in the presence of others (insert cat name), it's rude!
My lady has nice ninnies.
ninnies by Wadeskie June 24, 2006

Ninnypuss 

A ninnypuss is a person that frequently annoys, angers, or upsets others.
My brother is a ninnypuss because he tries to act like he is the perfect child all the time, and he gets all the attention.
1.a set of useless tits. (any tit that does not produce milk)

2.man nipples

3.also used to describe super slow people, or people with no common sense
ex.

1.That old ladies tits are about as useless as ninnies on a boar hog.

2.damn, did you see the ninnies on Tyrone? Homeboy is smugglin' raisins!

3.Those new guys are complete ninnies.
ninnies by whtrice January 2, 2011