Ninjirate

A person who has systematically linked the cultures of both Ninjas and Pirates into one. The resultant person who has done this is able to climb the awkwardest buildings or structures, and is able to steal from most anything or anyone without anyone noticing. An example would be stealing from a vending machine or taking the pants right off of someone. A ninjirate also has the balance of a cat and monkey combined (or Cankey). They are able to catch themselves if the slight chance happens that they begin to fall, preventing themselves from racking themselves. The resulting factor of a Ninjirate's life is a swashbuckling, smoke-bombing, dual sword wielding adventure. They can easily twilr swords and are not hurt when the grab the blade.
The spelling of this word, however, is often misspelled. Often confused as being written as Ningirate, Ningirate is not the correct spelling of the word.

Aaron is such a Ninjirate.

That Ninjirate just crossed that lava pit on fishing line.

That Ninjirate just stole that soda right out of that vending machine.

by The Ninjirate April 9, 2007

Ninjabater

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions

A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work

by Turrry June 19, 2009

ninjabate

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.

Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.

by Narcism July 16, 2008

Ninrate

A ninja pirate, thus, the ninja is the main component and the pirate is the secondary. A Pinja is the opposite.

Guy A: "Make up your mind. A ninja or pirate?"
Guy B: "Neither! Ninrates are the shit."

by Maria & Patricio December 29, 2007

ninjiate

v. To be or act like a ninja; to perform any ninja related actions (steal, sneak, kill, fight, attack); to perform with stealth or skill; to use any form of martial arts.

They must ninjiate into house, or there will surely be consequences.

How do you intend to ninjiate the Senator?

by M. C. Ericson September 23, 2008

Ninjabate

To masturbate, fondle, or otherwise touch oneself sexually with one or more unaware person(s) in the vicinity.

"She was so hot in that movie, I just couldn't help but sit back and ninjabate."

by Kurrie December 29, 2007

ninjapirate

a damn good maddox.xmission.comknockoff. run by a tenn named thilo, it is definately not at the level of seriousness that maddox's site is run with. with maddox, it is more......you try and describe it, for words fail me, proffessional. thilo's page on the other hand hides nothing. it is purely funny and randomized shit. great site. www.ninjapirate.com.


whether you like it or not, you make the call.

thilo is a ninjapirate

by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005