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Ninjatext is text that is the same color as the background it's on. You can only see it if you highlight it. It's really annoying.

People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
I was offended when that guy on that blog said he hates black people, but then I saw his ninjatext that said "Just kidding, I'm not racist."
Ninjatext by TheLollercoaster December 5, 2010
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ninjacept 

to intercept something with extreme skill, and quite often, by jumping really high
announcer: "...and joe jumps into the air very very high...oh! what a catch, that is the best ninjacept i've ever seen..."
ninjacept by dionyses May 14, 2003

Ninjatastic 

That flip was Ninjatastic!
Ninjatastic by The Ninjirate April 9, 2007

Ninjasexual fetish 

<I>Ninjasexual fetish:</I>

: Frequently found in individuals who are ninjasexual

: This fetish is generally found in people who are aroused by ninja's, ninjasexuals, and the basic theory’s and concepts of ninjasexuality.

: Found in persons who are excited by dark clothing generally involving hoods and masks, sharp objects, daggers, throwing stars ect.

: The desire to be assassinated, and or a desire to assassinate someone who may or may not be of ninja sexual orientation.

Also see, ninjasexual as well as ninjasexuality
Suzy: The powerful silent ones turn me on, I think I have a ninjasexual fetish.
Ninjasexual fetish by JohnMS August 15, 2006

Ninjasexuality 

Nin·ja·sexu·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "nin-juh-sek-sh-'wal-t-E"
Fuction: Noun
: the act or actions of sexuality involving ninja(s)
a: Having physical cohabitation with a person of ninjasexual orientation
b: interest in becoming ninjasexual or open to ideas of
c: the act of performing assassinations upon other ninjasexuals or non ninjuasexuals.
What sexuality are you?
I practice Ninjasexuality !
Ninjasexuality by JohnMS August 15, 2006
The worlds most ultimate hybrid: Pirates and Ninja.
An elite clan with only four remaining members. Often people do not recognize the consequences and misuse the term. They either die or will die soon.
They have a secret headquarters undeground and are training an invincible army.
They have the stealth of the ninja and courage of the pirate.
The Society is entitled ER NINJATE AND ASSOCIATES and is led by Ace and Fix.
Dont fuck with the Pirate. Dont fuck with the Ninja. Especially don't fuck with the Ninjate.
Ninjate by R Ninjate: Ace October 26, 2006

Ninjasexual

An orientation involving ninjasexuality please see for further details.
Your such a ninjasexual
Ninjasexual by JohnMS August 15, 2006
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murderhobo 

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