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Ninjatext is text that is the same color as the background it's on. You can only see it if you highlight it. It's really annoying.

People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
I was offended when that guy on that blog said he hates black people, but then I saw his ninjatext that said "Just kidding, I'm not racist."
Ninjatext by TheLollercoaster December 5, 2010
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ninjacept 

to intercept something with extreme skill, and quite often, by jumping really high
announcer: "...and joe jumps into the air very very high...oh! what a catch, that is the best ninjacept i've ever seen..."
ninjacept by dionyses May 14, 2003

Ninjatastic 

That flip was Ninjatastic!
Ninjatastic by The Ninjirate April 9, 2007

Ninjasexual fetish 

<I>Ninjasexual fetish:</I>

: Frequently found in individuals who are ninjasexual

: This fetish is generally found in people who are aroused by ninja's, ninjasexuals, and the basic theory’s and concepts of ninjasexuality.

: Found in persons who are excited by dark clothing generally involving hoods and masks, sharp objects, daggers, throwing stars ect.

: The desire to be assassinated, and or a desire to assassinate someone who may or may not be of ninja sexual orientation.

Also see, ninjasexual as well as ninjasexuality
Suzy: The powerful silent ones turn me on, I think I have a ninjasexual fetish.
Ninjasexual fetish by JohnMS August 15, 2006

Ninjasexuality 

Nin·ja·sexu·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "nin-juh-sek-sh-'wal-t-E"
Fuction: Noun
: the act or actions of sexuality involving ninja(s)
a: Having physical cohabitation with a person of ninjasexual orientation
b: interest in becoming ninjasexual or open to ideas of
c: the act of performing assassinations upon other ninjasexuals or non ninjuasexuals.
What sexuality are you?
I practice Ninjasexuality !
Ninjasexuality by JohnMS August 15, 2006
The worlds most ultimate hybrid: Pirates and Ninja.
An elite clan with only four remaining members. Often people do not recognize the consequences and misuse the term. They either die or will die soon.
They have a secret headquarters undeground and are training an invincible army.
They have the stealth of the ninja and courage of the pirate.
The Society is entitled ER NINJATE AND ASSOCIATES and is led by Ace and Fix.
Dont fuck with the Pirate. Dont fuck with the Ninja. Especially don't fuck with the Ninjate.
Ninjate by R Ninjate: Ace October 26, 2006

Ninjasexual

An orientation involving ninjasexuality please see for further details.
Your such a ninjasexual
Ninjasexual by JohnMS August 15, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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