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Nipples that instead of sticking out, they indent. Like dimples.

commonly found on:

1) babies and toddlers

2) adolescent boys

high school head cheerleader: "dude have you seen the junior high boys swim team?? THEY ALL HAVE NIMPLES!!!!"

head cheerleader's bitch: "awww how adorable!"

nimples by miyuki is a hoe April 21, 2007

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Nimples

When a girl/woman has no breasts. She is so flat her nipples are concave, looking like dimples.

She doesnt have tits, she has nimples!

Nimples by wendymac January 22, 2009

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Related Words

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Satay nipples

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.

Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”

Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021

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Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018

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By the minty nipples of Marduk !

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

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Nipplescooter

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.

Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!

Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

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Mr Nipples

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.

Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!

Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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