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The toilet paper residue bits left on your butt crack after you wipe
That toilet paper is so soft and crumbly, it always leaves nimpkins.
Nimpkin by Jfloshizle December 18, 2017
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The cloth, napkin, tissue, towel or rag used by a lactating female to dab and wipe up the last drip or droplet of breast milk from the nipples.
Sara was lactating from her recent pregnancy and always used a Nipkin to clean the last drop off breast milk from her swollen and engorged nipples.
Nipkin by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2015
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The word, nipkin, means a smaller version of "napkin". This smaller version is often used in school, like elementary to middle school. (That's just what I remember).
Jose: I need a nipkin! Does anyone have one?
Alex: Here bruh! I had a spare nipkin just in case you split a bit of milk!
Jose: Haha. Thanks dude!
Nipkin by holy shot November 30, 2018
A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.
Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!
Numpkin by Chris Armes August 10, 2006
Another word for the gooch, or the area between the bottom of the ballsack and the anus.
Hey, Tom, come here and lick my nipkin.
nipkin by TheJew72 October 9, 2004

nempkins 

The collective noun for the children of your siblings, to be used in place of the awkward phrase "nieces and nephews".
Tomorrow I will be busy babysitting my nempkins.
nempkins by girlalive August 28, 2010

numpkins 

Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.

Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!

White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!
numpkins by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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