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The toilet paper residue bits left on your butt crack after you wipe
That toilet paper is so soft and crumbly, it always leaves nimpkins.
Nimpkin by Jfloshizle December 18, 2017
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a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs
......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!
Numping by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

numptington 

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood
Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed
numptington by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

Love Numkin 

A love numkin is someone who shows a great amount of love and affection to someone.

When someone truly loves you, they will call you their Love Numkin.

It is very rare for someone to be crowned someones love numkin, but when it does happen you will be very deeply in love with this individual.

In the rare occasion that you are in love, you will have found yourself a love numkin.
I love you so much you're my little Love Numkin!
Love Numkin by Jesssiiee August 11, 2010
To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.
reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping
numping by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Head numping 

When you nibble on the tip of the penis
I love head numping my buddy Frank
Head numping by Franks friend January 16, 2022