Numpkin

A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.

Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!

by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

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Nimpkin

The toilet paper residue bits left on your butt crack after you wipe

That toilet paper is so soft and crumbly, it always leaves nimpkins.

by Jfloshizle December 18, 2017

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a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

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numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

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Love Numkin

A love numkin is someone who shows a great amount of love and affection to someone.

When someone truly loves you, they will call you their Love Numkin.

It is very rare for someone to be crowned someones love numkin, but when it does happen you will be very deeply in love with this individual.

In the rare occasion that you are in love, you will have found yourself a love numkin.

I love you so much you're my little Love Numkin!

by Jesssiiee August 11, 2010

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