numpkins

Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.

Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!

White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!

numpkins by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008

Numpkin

A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.

Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!

Numpkin by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

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Numpkin • nempkins

nempkins

The collective noun for the children of your siblings, to be used in place of the awkward phrase "nieces and nephews".

Tomorrow I will be busy babysitting my nempkins.

nempkins by girlalive August 28, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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