nompkin

An adorable tall person that usually goes by the name of Cyrus and has a companion of the wooly kind!

"Aww look at the Timids! Hey there's the nompkin!"

by pikapikatree December 4, 2013

Nimpkin

The toilet paper residue bits left on your butt crack after you wipe

That toilet paper is so soft and crumbly, it always leaves nimpkins.

by Jfloshizle December 18, 2017

Nomping

Letting a fat man eat pizza off your back during coitus.

Did you hear Katie's into nomping? Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by RockBinkie December 19, 2014

Nomskin

Slang for “No, I’m just kidding!”

I think I’m pregnant! Nomskin! 🤣

by Brandi with a I October 13, 2019

Numpkin

A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.

Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!

by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

nempkins

The collective noun for the children of your siblings, to be used in place of the awkward phrase "nieces and nephews".

Tomorrow I will be busy babysitting my nempkins.

by girlalive August 28, 2010

numpkins

Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.

Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!

White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!

by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008