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The toilet paper residue bits left on your butt crack after you wipe
That toilet paper is so soft and crumbly, it always leaves nimpkins.
Nimpkin by Jfloshizle December 18, 2017
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Letting a fat man eat pizza off your back during coitus.
Did you hear Katie's into nomping? Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.
Nomping by RockBinkie December 19, 2014
Slang for “No, I’m just kidding!”
I think I’m pregnant! Nomskin! 🤣
Nomskin by Brandi with a I October 13, 2019
A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.
Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!
Numpkin by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

nempkins 

The collective noun for the children of your siblings, to be used in place of the awkward phrase "nieces and nephews".
Tomorrow I will be busy babysitting my nempkins.
nempkins by girlalive August 28, 2010

numpkins 

Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.

Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.
Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!

White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!
numpkins by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008