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nightfap

Masturbating just before sleeping. Similar to the way a nightcap can help you relax and unwind at the end of the day before sleeping. Common in young males that have high testosterone levels and need a way to shoot off some steam. Can also be useful in situations of extreme horniness making you unable to sleep.
"I was way too stressed to sleep, so I had a nightfap and slept like a baby."

"Man I was hanging around Julia all day, so I was way too horny to sleep. Nightfap solved it."
by P450 September 9, 2009
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Nightfap

Masturbation before going to bed to help you fall asleep easier due to the sopirific effect of sex.
"I'm gonna have a nightfap then hit the sack cuz I gotta work early tomorrow."
by ViceVerses September 4, 2022
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Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.
I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!
by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011
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szechuan nightcap

A chinese girl gives you a BJ with hot peppers in her mouth
My jizz felt like LAVA From that szechuan nightcap!
by the_creator2323 August 7, 2012
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Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.
Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?
by Chrustler March 31, 2006
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nightcap

a drink (usually whisky/whiskey) taken at bedtime to aid a better sleep.
i'm a bit agitated i think i'll have nightcap
by Caleb Worsharski November 26, 2003
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nightfall in middle earth

Best power metal album ever. Classic. By Blind Guardian. The theme of the whole thing is The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Truly amazing.
Dude, have you heard Nightfall in Middle Earth? I love it!
by LoneIgadzra March 21, 2004
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