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Masturbating just before sleeping. Similar to the way a nightcap can help you relax and unwind at the end of the day before sleeping. Common in young males that have high testosterone levels and need a way to shoot off some steam. Can also be useful in situations of extreme horniness making you unable to sleep.

"I was way too stressed to sleep, so I had a nightfap and slept like a baby."

"Man I was hanging around Julia all day, so I was way too horny to sleep. Nightfap solved it."

nightfap by P450 September 9, 2009

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Nightfap

Masturbation before going to bed to help you fall asleep easier due to the sopirific effect of sex.

"I'm gonna have a nightfap then hit the sack cuz I gotta work early tomorrow."

Nightfap by ViceVerses September 4, 2022

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Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

Furness-Nightcap by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

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szechuan nightcap

A chinese girl gives you a BJ with hot peppers in her mouth

My jizz felt like LAVA From that szechuan nightcap!

szechuan nightcap by the_creator2323 August 7, 2012

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Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.

Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?

Chinaman's Nightcap by Chrustler March 31, 2006

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nightcap

a drink (usually whisky/whiskey) taken at bedtime to aid a better sleep.

i'm a bit agitated i think i'll have nightcap

nightcap by Caleb Worsharski November 26, 2003

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nightfall in middle earth

Best power metal album ever. Classic. By Blind Guardian. The theme of the whole thing is The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Truly amazing.

Dude, have you heard Nightfall in Middle Earth? I love it!

nightfall in middle earth by LoneIgadzra March 21, 2004

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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