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Nigger Muffins 

Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)

If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).
Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."
Nigger Muffins by A-Rotolo May 12, 2008

Nigger muffin 

Gay nigger
"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"
Nigger muffin by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019

nigger muffin 

a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin
i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina
nigger muffin by iamnotracis December 7, 2010

Niggermuffin

When niggers make muffins that are basically ash
We got niggermuffins for lunch instead of blueberry muffins
Niggermuffin by Erj50bro February 27, 2019

niggermuffin

when a friend, specifically a hot friend of the opposite sex that you might just so happen to be sleeping with, is acting really cute but being playfully distant when getting high with you.
Lance was being such a niggermuffin when he took the bowl and sat on the opposite side of the bed, waiting for me to come over there.
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