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niggermuffin

when a friend, specifically a hot friend of the opposite sex that you might just so happen to be sleeping with, is acting really cute but being playfully distant when getting high with you.
Lance was being such a niggermuffin when he took the bowl and sat on the opposite side of the bed, waiting for me to come over there.

Nigger muffin 

"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"
Nigger muffin by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019

culumbia noogermuffin 

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)
AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

nigger muffin 

a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin
i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina
nigger muffin by iamnotracis December 7, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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