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niggermuffin

when a friend, specifically a hot friend of the opposite sex that you might just so happen to be sleeping with, is acting really cute but being playfully distant when getting high with you.
Lance was being such a niggermuffin when he took the bowl and sat on the opposite side of the bed, waiting for me to come over there.

Nigger muffin 

"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"
Nigger muffin by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019

culumbia noogermuffin 

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)
AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

nigger muffin 

a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin
i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina
nigger muffin by iamnotracis December 7, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026