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when ones dick is so long that if they are not careful they will step on it while walking

this can sometimes end in loss in size
*black guy runing*

*guy trips on dick and loses three inches*

SHIT i stubbed dick
by iamnotracis December 06, 2010

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when a person takes a very large shit in the toilet, flushes, and the large terd comes spinning around only to pop out of the water, skim ur ass, and thus you get skidburns.
*Flush*
"Oh God! skidburn....."
"aggh..."
*more toiletpaper*
by iamnotracis January 05, 2011

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a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin
i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina
by iamnotracis December 06, 2010

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