Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there.
Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough
time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You
may not need this guide right now, but you
will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit