Nietbook 

1.) A smallish computer sans internal CD/DVD drives, specifically not for use by citizens of the Russian Federation and it's former satellite republics.

Commie-Nazi: "May I surf the inter-webs with your mini-computer, what's it called again?"

Imperialist Pimp "It's called a nietbook, for good reason. Isn't there some cheap wodka that needs drinking somewhere? Comrade!"

Commie-Nazi: " ... ... ... Da (sheepishly)."

Nietbook by ItLikesIt September 30, 2011

Netbook 

A small inexpensive laptop lacking an optical drive and usually has a screen size of 10 -12 inches. Most of them have a cheap Intel Atom processor who's speed rivals that of a quadriplegic turtle. Usually used by college students as an inexpensive way to view pr0n.

Netbooks are only for small tasks like browsing the internet (as it's name implies.)

Netbook by unixmahboi December 17, 2010

Netbook 

An extremely small, highly portable laptop used primarily for surfing the Internet.

I take my netbook to school instead of my laptop because it is smaller.

Netbook by whos-it whats-it March 29, 2009

netbook 

A small notebook computer designed to be ultra-portable. Extremely lightweight, power friendly, and also very affordable.

Netbooks, however, are usually very weak when it comes to computing power.

Him: Dude, I just got this netbook for 300 bucks!
Her: I hope you like running Linux on a 7-inch screen.

netbook by pwn247 January 3, 2009

netbook 

A small laptop made back in early 2000

The letters claim that the term netbook is trademarked by the firm that produced the Psion netBook in the early 2000’s.

netbook by outlaw1984 January 16, 2009

Netbook 

Netbooks are old tiny computer only used for web use. Modern Equivalence is Chromebooks. Intel inside just doesn't tell you which one wonder why

Netbooks are awful.

Netbook by sssdaad November 12, 2023