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Nietbook 

1.) A smallish computer sans internal CD/DVD drives, specifically not for use by citizens of the Russian Federation and it's former satellite republics.
Commie-Nazi: "May I surf the inter-webs with your mini-computer, what's it called again?"

Imperialist Pimp "It's called a nietbook, for good reason. Isn't there some cheap wodka that needs drinking somewhere? Comrade!"

Commie-Nazi: " ... ... ... Da (sheepishly)."
Nietbook by ItLikesIt September 30, 2011
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A small inexpensive laptop lacking an optical drive and usually has a screen size of 10 -12 inches. Most of them have a cheap Intel Atom processor who's speed rivals that of a quadriplegic turtle. Usually used by college students as an inexpensive way to view pr0n.
Netbooks are only for small tasks like browsing the internet (as it's name implies.)
Netbook by unixmahboi December 17, 2010
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An extremely small, highly portable laptop used primarily for surfing the Internet.
I take my netbook to school instead of my laptop because it is smaller.
Netbook by whos-it whats-it March 29, 2009
A small notebook computer designed to be ultra-portable. Extremely lightweight, power friendly, and also very affordable.

Netbooks, however, are usually very weak when it comes to computing power.
Him: Dude, I just got this netbook for 300 bucks!
Her: I hope you like running Linux on a 7-inch screen.
netbook by pwn247 January 3, 2009
A small laptop made back in early 2000
The letters claim that the term netbook is trademarked by the firm that produced the Psion netBook in the early 2000’s.
netbook by outlaw1984 January 16, 2009
Netbooks are old tiny computer only used for web use. Modern Equivalence is Chromebooks. Intel inside just doesn't tell you which one wonder why
Netbooks are awful.
Netbook by sssdaad November 12, 2023
Similar to a chromebook but it clearly runs a special version of windows called windows CE or Embedded versions. and the best part, it's cheaper than a chromebook in some places, but because of its rarity, it's expensive now.

The difference:

Chromebooks only have google play and chrome and cannot let u install any windows apps.

Netbooks have ie explorer and can let you install windows applications with more features but is slow like a chromebook (basically better tho cuz of features)

thats pretty much the info u basically need. need i say more? just google it if u want to know more.
me: omg this chromebook cant install windows apps???
person 1: yea, what do you expect? it's a chromebook.
me: at this point, i'd rather use a Windows Netbook since it has more features man.
person 1: that's true...
Netbook by Edward2009 May 13, 2026
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