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browsing 

Browsing, is the process of generating fake GPS on Grindr, Inmessage, etc. with a dumb ass dude/miss or old fool then move the him/her to hangout or text me or another platform not to get caught by him/her that you fake, and gradually extort money from them.
Tee: what do you do for a living

Das: "browsing"

Tee: what have you been doing since morning
Das: I have been "browsing" using my laptop
browsing by Tinu_0 December 30, 2019

Browsing History 

A catalog to view all the porn you have recently watched.

Mainly used for reviewing porn videos, and so your husband/wife can check whether you are watching it.

A helpful tool against it is delete browsing history
Person 1: Hey what was that sexy porn you watched earlier?
Person 2: I don't know, lemme check my browsing history.

browsing position 

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)
dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

Browsing Pace 

The lower speed of masturbation used whilst browsing pornography on the internet. This form of masturbation is purposely done at a slower pace to maintain an erection, while avoiding any unwanted ejaculation. The normal speed of masturbation is restored once the user selects a desired video clip.
Eric: Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to pick out a video clip on a porn site. I either lose my erection or blow my load looking at thumbnails.

Peter: Not a problem with me, I adopt a 'Browsing Pace' so neither of those two things happen.
Browsing Pace by pedigree86 February 21, 2019

Browsing Habit 

Browsing habit is an examples of behavior, next to a computer or other internet browsing device, that had been learned by repetition, and require little or no attention to complete.

This behavior is analogous to driving a car on the same road for a hundredth time: you got from point A to point B, but can't remember the details of a trip itself.
1) Each time I open up the internet browser, for one reason or another, I sooner or later end up on a Facebook page. It's my Browsing Habit!
2) One of my browsing habits is typing "G" for Gmail in the web address bar, and scrolling down the list of suggested web-sites.
3) D: Dude, to download it right-click on the link and "save as"
A: Why don't you just directly click on the link, since it clearly has a download symbol?

D: Don't know, must be my "Browsing habit".
Browsing Habit by Fountainhead February 23, 2011

Browsing the gallery 

(V.) An alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
A more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.
Family member: "So what have you been doing in your spare time, Dear?"
You: "Not much. Mostly just browsing the gallery."
Family member: "Oh...That's nice!"
You: "Yes. Yes it is."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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