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VPN

VPN stands for virtual private network.
This is used for mainly unblocking stuff that's either blocked on school wifi or not available in ur area at all.
How this works is that you get the app, you set it up, select ur location and bam, unblocked Internet connection.
Me: *heads to school*
Me: *goes on schools free wifi*
Me (talking to self): alr time to get the VPN going so I can use Snapchat on my tablet
by Edward2009 March 6, 2026
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School Bus

a terrible way of heading to school...
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
me: dude i cannot believe i have to take the bus...
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
by Edward2009 February 10, 2026
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School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
by Edward2009 September 10, 2025
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