Definitions by Edward2009
parent alienation
"The term your parents would of used describe one or the other in court or a fight"
signs of this include (with bits of my experience added btw):
- him/her telling their child that the other him/her is a bad person for the mistakes that person did not mean to do
- him/her talks mad shit to their other him/her behind their back
- him/her prevents their child from talking to their other parent (him/her, whatever)
- him/her taking advantage of court and stripping them away from their other (him/her) parent
and the list goes on. now i'm sadly one of the ppl that go thru this and from what i can tell, it can be "Very" unfair.
signs of this include (with bits of my experience added btw):
- him/her telling their child that the other him/her is a bad person for the mistakes that person did not mean to do
- him/her talks mad shit to their other him/her behind their back
- him/her prevents their child from talking to their other parent (him/her, whatever)
- him/her taking advantage of court and stripping them away from their other (him/her) parent
and the list goes on. now i'm sadly one of the ppl that go thru this and from what i can tell, it can be "Very" unfair.
*a fight happens between dad and the child*
me: i can't keep doing this shit anymore!!!!!
dad: what are you gonna do? you gonna go cry to ur mummy??
me: this is not about her you dumbass, pls for the love of god, STFU!!!
dad: whatever, go cry to ur mummy then
*i walk away from my dad and to my bedroom*
me(in head): imma call my mom to vent out on snapchat
*calls*
mom(on phone): hey sweetheart :)
me(also on phone): hey mom, dad is at it again :(
mom(on phone): WHAT!?!?!
me(on phone): yea, he's been talking mad shit to you behind ur back
mom(on phone): see? this is what "parent alienation" is!
me(on phone): ikr?
mom(on phone): and now ur turning back on (him/her)
me(on phone): right????
me: i can't keep doing this shit anymore!!!!!
dad: what are you gonna do? you gonna go cry to ur mummy??
me: this is not about her you dumbass, pls for the love of god, STFU!!!
dad: whatever, go cry to ur mummy then
*i walk away from my dad and to my bedroom*
me(in head): imma call my mom to vent out on snapchat
*calls*
mom(on phone): hey sweetheart :)
me(also on phone): hey mom, dad is at it again :(
mom(on phone): WHAT!?!?!
me(on phone): yea, he's been talking mad shit to you behind ur back
mom(on phone): see? this is what "parent alienation" is!
me(on phone): ikr?
mom(on phone): and now ur turning back on (him/her)
me(on phone): right????
parent alienation by Edward2009 September 20, 2026
Automatic Trash Can
Basically the trash can of the future. .
Brands like step n Sort are known to be a self opening trash can for ppl who are that fucking lazy to not use their feet to open a traditional one.
Also they don't even last 10 years plus it's a pain in the ass when u have to take out the bins for the trash and cans.
For instance heres my experience below
Brands like step n Sort are known to be a self opening trash can for ppl who are that fucking lazy to not use their feet to open a traditional one.
Also they don't even last 10 years plus it's a pain in the ass when u have to take out the bins for the trash and cans.
For instance heres my experience below
Me: why the fuck won't the bins come out!!!!
Parents: just use the handle its not hard
Me: I FUCKING DID THAT ALREADY
me (in head): I wish we never bought this "Automatic Trash Can" from Amazon
Parents: just use the handle its not hard
Me: I FUCKING DID THAT ALREADY
me (in head): I wish we never bought this "Automatic Trash Can" from Amazon
Automatic Trash Can by Edward2009 August 11, 2026
Netbook
Similar to a chromebook but it clearly runs a special version of windows called windows CE or Embedded versions. and the best part, it's cheaper than a chromebook in some places, but because of its rarity, it's expensive now.
The difference:
Chromebooks only have google play and chrome and cannot let u install any windows apps.
Netbooks have ie explorer and can let you install windows applications with more features but is slow like a chromebook (basically better tho cuz of features)
thats pretty much the info u basically need. need i say more? just google it if u want to know more.
The difference:
Chromebooks only have google play and chrome and cannot let u install any windows apps.
Netbooks have ie explorer and can let you install windows applications with more features but is slow like a chromebook (basically better tho cuz of features)
thats pretty much the info u basically need. need i say more? just google it if u want to know more.
me: omg this chromebook cant install windows apps???
person 1: yea, what do you expect? it's a chromebook.
me: at this point, i'd rather use a Windows Netbook since it has more features man.
person 1: that's true...
person 1: yea, what do you expect? it's a chromebook.
me: at this point, i'd rather use a Windows Netbook since it has more features man.
person 1: that's true...
Netbook by Edward2009 May 13, 2026
VPN
VPN stands for virtual private network.
This is used for mainly unblocking stuff that's either blocked on school wifi or not available in ur area at all.
How this works is that you get the app, you set it up, select ur location and bam, unblocked Internet connection.
This is used for mainly unblocking stuff that's either blocked on school wifi or not available in ur area at all.
How this works is that you get the app, you set it up, select ur location and bam, unblocked Internet connection.
Me: *heads to school*
Me: *goes on schools free wifi*
Me (talking to self): alr time to get the VPN going so I can use Snapchat on my tablet
Me: *goes on schools free wifi*
Me (talking to self): alr time to get the VPN going so I can use Snapchat on my tablet
VPN by Edward2009 March 6, 2026
School Bus
a terrible way of heading to school...
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
me: dude i cannot believe i have to take the bus...
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
School Bus by Edward2009 February 10, 2026
School Door Bell
School doorbells.
Simply put it, we all hate them...
You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Simply put it, we all hate them...
You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
School Door Bell by Edward2009 September 10, 2025