Niderspan
When a human gets bitten by a spider and attains partial spider like traits such as the ability to climb walls spin and shoot spider web. Seek medical attention immediately if you notice any web type substance shooting or leaking out of you wrists next time you give the double horns. This is especially important if this is not usually normal for you or if you were not originally born a spider.
Husband .05:
Honey, since that spider bit me I've noticed that I've been turning into niderspan! watch this, GO WEB GO!
Wife 2.5:
Aw no! Im not here to fuck spiders, let me call you an ambulance brigade as soon as I can be bothered
Husband 3:
Well hold up id suck .05's toes can we just call them tomorrow?
Husband .05:
NIDERSPAN, NIDERSPAN, DOES WHAT EVER A NIDERSPAN CAN! WANT TO SUCK ON MY TOES? HUSBAND COME AND SUCK ON A MY TOES
Husband 3:
Word' Cum
Husband .05:
TOMATOES <3
Honey, since that spider bit me I've noticed that I've been turning into niderspan! watch this, GO WEB GO!
Wife 2.5:
Aw no! Im not here to fuck spiders, let me call you an ambulance brigade as soon as I can be bothered
Husband 3:
Well hold up id suck .05's toes can we just call them tomorrow?
Husband .05:
NIDERSPAN, NIDERSPAN, DOES WHAT EVER A NIDERSPAN CAN! WANT TO SUCK ON MY TOES? HUSBAND COME AND SUCK ON A MY TOES
Husband 3:
Word' Cum
Husband .05:
TOMATOES <3
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