Nickledick 

you know when you reach down a guys pants and the worst thing that could possibly happen happens??? Nickledick

So i met this guy the other day... Soooooo hot. He asked me to edit his lit paper so I went up to his room, his roomie was gone so we got a little cozy, reached down his pants and... NICKLEDICK. Worst case of Nickledick I have ever experienced. Needless to say I wont be seeing him anymore.

Nickledick by idatedanickledick October 22, 2009

Nickledick 

A dumbass. Complete fuck-up. Slang for someone who is so stupid that it's a miracle they haven't accidentally murdered themself already

TPort taking snapchat videos of himself - BOOM BABY BOOM!!! OOOOH!!!

Dustin watching TPort take snapchat videos of himself 3 feet away = TPort you're such a fucking nickledick!

Nickledick by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

tickledickle

the act of fondling and softly blowing into a males genitalia.
It is most commonly known for as a ritualistic act performed in ancient times to seduce young men. Women would proceed to leave their villages to find young men with large genitals to be their mates. Once found a sexual orgy would take place and strong abled warriors would be born.

Sarah proceeded to walk around sxsw and found a young able bodied man to tickledickle.

tickledickle by sofutofu March 10, 2009

nickleback 

a band that really sucks the penis.

Nickleback sucks my dogs penis.

nickleback by powermike5000 February 16, 2006

nicklebacked 

A practical joke where one purchases several Nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. It's a way to ruin everyone's night by forcing them to listen to Nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself.

Bro 1: Man, who played all these Nickleback songs?
Bro 2: I saw Shirpo at the jukebox just before he left, I bet he Nicklebacked us.
Bro 1: That motherfucker....

nicklebacked by opmal December 11, 2015

nippledick 

Where the penis of the male is so small that it resembles a nipple, instead of an actual penis.

Ted : Damn, Yo. I just saw Bobby's dick .. That's a nippledick for sure.

nippledick by Lee_UK.Innit. August 7, 2006

Nickleback 

The act of sing or yelling while taking a large and painful crap.

I had to nickleback in your bathroom a minute ago. Sorry about the mess

Nickleback by Cuntyvaginaboob May 25, 2011