Definitions by Phatban87

BROWN TRUMPET 

Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians

Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks

BROWN TRUMPET by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

Nickledick 

A dumbass. Complete fuck-up. Slang for someone who is so stupid that it's a miracle they haven't accidentally murdered themself already

TPort taking snapchat videos of himself - BOOM BABY BOOM!!! OOOOH!!!

Dustin watching TPort take snapchat videos of himself 3 feet away = TPort you're such a fucking nickledick!

Nickledick by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

what happened?

smartass comment used when one slips up or makes a mistake, or rips ass, and gets called out on it.

Jake - rips ass
John - Dude that smells like sewage!
Jake "What happened?!"

what happened? by Phatban87 April 26, 2016