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Nickledick 

you know when you reach down a guys pants and the worst thing that could possibly happen happens??? Nickledick
So i met this guy the other day... Soooooo hot. He asked me to edit his lit paper so I went up to his room, his roomie was gone so we got a little cozy, reached down his pants and... NICKLEDICK. Worst case of Nickledick I have ever experienced. Needless to say I wont be seeing him anymore.
Nickledick by idatedanickledick October 22, 2009

Nickledick 

A dumbass. Complete fuck-up. Slang for someone who is so stupid that it's a miracle they haven't accidentally murdered themself already
TPort taking snapchat videos of himself - BOOM BABY BOOM!!! OOOOH!!!

Dustin watching TPort take snapchat videos of himself 3 feet away = TPort you're such a fucking nickledick!
Nickledick by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

niddledicker

Someone who is always dickin around doing everything but what he should be doing.
Nikki is such a niddledicker, taking forever at Walmart when she’s supposed to be picking up her kids.
niddledicker by Jaysu June 29, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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