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Nickacado Avacado 

Some gay guy who beats his bf and eats food while going EEEEEEE
Nickacado Avacado go EEEEEEE

Nickarding

To void the seriousness of and comedically ruin a movie or television show. This is often done to the anoyance of others in the room who are trying to watch said piece of media.
Groups such as mystery science theater 3000.

"I wanted to watch 8th ms team real bad but those ideots kept nickarding it!"
Nickarding by bobbumquist July 28, 2009

Nickocado Avocado 

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

nickacado avacado 

A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.
“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado

Nicocado Avocado 

A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.
Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.
Nigger, basically describing one and saying it with one word
Friend1: someone stole my car!
Friend2: Proberly a nickcar
Friend3: LOLZOZLOZLZOZLZZ PWNT MENZ LOZLOZLZOL
Friend2: stfu
Nickcar by Doofy Doof January 24, 2008