Nickcardo
Careing love person. But never hurt them or you will regret it. If you try and hurt them they won't hesitate to hurt you back but deep down I side and out there love kind sweet.
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Nickacado Avacado
Nickacado Avacado by 🅱️ommunism June 25, 2022
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Nickarding
To void the seriousness of and comedically ruin a movie or television show. This is often done to the anoyance of others in the room who are trying to watch said piece of media.
Groups such as mystery science theater 3000.
"I wanted to watch 8th ms team real bad but those ideots kept nickarding it!"
"I wanted to watch 8th ms team real bad but those ideots kept nickarding it!"
Nickarding by bobbumquist July 28, 2009
Nickocado Avocado
Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.
heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )
nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..
( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers
Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.
Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?
Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.
Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store
Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )
nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..
( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers
Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.
Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?
Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.
Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store
Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK
OINK BITCH :)
OINK BITCH :)
Nickocado Avocado by Dino Chicken Nuggets October 8, 2021
nickacado avacado
A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.
“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado
nickacado avacado by Koii𝖨𝗌𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽 September 11, 2020
Nicocado Avocado
Nicocado Avocado by iloveeatingfatstuff April 10, 2023
Nickcar
Friend1: someone stole my car!
Friend2: Proberly a nickcar
Friend3: LOLZOZLOZLZOZLZZ PWNT MENZ LOZLOZLZOL
Friend2: stfu
Friend2: Proberly a nickcar
Friend3: LOLZOZLOZLZOZLZZ PWNT MENZ LOZLOZLZOL
Friend2: stfu
Nickcar by Doofy Doof January 24, 2008
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