avacado 

A homosexual who is indiscernibly gay. Because avacados are fruits, but do not look or taste much like fruits, the term is applied to gay people who do not fit the "Will & Grace" stereotypes.

A bad dresser and NFL fanatic, you would never guess that Jacob was an avacado.

avacado by omouallem January 19, 2007

AVAcado 

The correct way to address anyone named Ava.

Wow thanks Avacado

AVAcado by TinyYellowSatan February 10, 2018

avacado 

Avacado; meaning cool or awesome.

can be used directly speaking or indirectly about something that is amazing.

omagee; Erin's outfit is so avacado.

avacado by bruntanng December 28, 2005

Avacado 

Another name for an asshole. Just a nicer version. And you can say it in front of children!
Some of the people at my school are really assholes. I just wanted to come up with another name for it when talking to friends.

God that person is such an avacado.

Avacado by Banana_269 February 21, 2017

avacado 

An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.

Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.

avacado by pghjenn February 9, 2010

AVAcado 

An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.

“On this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.”

AVAcado by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018

Avacado 

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.

"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."

Avacado by Kiyo May 13, 2005