A male who likes to destroy the female genitalia with his erect penis. He usually is bombarded with requests to impregnate the daughters of many mothers. He is an awesome guy all together, and you would be lucky to be affiliated with this fine hunk of a male. If you ever meet an Alan Ngo, you must get on your knees immediately and pray. After this has happened, he will then say "Let the twerking commence!" and you will start twerking with eachother. This is the first of a three step mating ritual. The second step is the most important part.... He will observe you closely and decide if you are worthy of being his mistress. If you pass the second step, you will be taken back to his hut and will never be heard of again.
Females- "Woah man, look! AN ALAN! Get on your knees! HURRY!"
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.