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lexographer 

a person dedicated to the study of words, often engaged in compiling entries for dictionaries. A lexographer may also take part in the writing and editing of dictionaries, also striving to ensure that reference books in both print and electronic form will meet users' needs and expectations.
Mike is quite the lexographer these days. Every week he gets a new word published in the Urban Dictionary.
lexographer by D.S. Credito February 21, 2015

Neography 

Neo + Graph

A constructed script created as a substitute for a writing system of an existing language or for a conlang.
"Tengwar is one of the well-known neography created by J.R.R. Tolkien."
Neography by Qblivion March 27, 2022

Necrography 

A compilation of documents which accounts for all of a decedent's chattels, including real and personal property, as well as the decendent's Last Will and Testament, so as to account for all such items in the subject Estate. The subject documentation may be compiled by the decedent prior to death or by the Executor/Executrix named in the decedent's Last Will and Testament, or the Administrator/Administratrix appointed by a Probate or Surrogate's Court to settle the Estate.
The deceased person prepared the necrography of possessions, property and Last Will and Testament prior to death so as to ease the burden of probating the Estate by allowing all essential and relevant documentation to be found easily in a single location.
Necrography by Court Clerk November 18, 2018
A program or application created specifically for the purpose of determining whether or not one is allowed to say the word (the word in the blank from the song __ in Paris by Kanye West and Jay-Z). I have used this app, and you may have guessed that I won't be able to use it in this lifetime! Downloadable on iPhones, iPads, and developed by the hardworking and bright, creative minds of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, this unique application will be able to astonishingly report back to you on whether or not you can state this word after completing just a few background questions, including whether you are white or black.
White Man: I've got the Negraph on my phone and my ipad. My phone says I can't ever say it. My iPad? It says I can't ever say it- but BIGGER.

Black Man: "******!!!!" (Refer to ___ in Paris song blank for censored word)
Negraph by idontlikefunnymoney September 17, 2012

Nerdography 

The spontaneous explosion of movement that occurs when a nerd simulatenously hears a good tune and sees a hot girl
On SYTYCD the last group's nerdography routine was pure genius.
Nerdography by Owumwum June 3, 2009

Spore-nography 

Often shortened to spore-n. Taking an obsessive,lustful interest in the creatures and aspects of Spore.
Spore fan: "I just saw a cool creature with immense bulgo arms."
Other guy: "Calm down dude! We don't all get off on Spore-nography!"
Spore-nography by TheHough December 17, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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