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Known to be the sexiest and baddest mother fucker in the world. That's right, his name is Newyork not New York. Born in the streets of Malaysia,

Also being known as the most Guai Lan person on earth

Beware if you see him because he will make you realize how big of a sohai he is.

Jokes aside, he the nicest guy out there... Extremely kind as well but sometimes stupid asf.

And is always procrastinating.. in Malaysian terms : eating snake
Newyork is AWESOME. Newyork is Sexy. Its a bird.... Its a plane.... Its Newyork
Newyork by sexierthanjacksonwang November 21, 2021
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Newyork Taco 

When attempting to eat a girl out while severly drunk, and then, vomiting inbetween her thighs.
Did you have a NEWYORK TACO after drinking to much Jeiger last night?

newyork pretzel 

A high risk stunt where one finds a random street vendor and embrasses them in a tight scissor lock and refusing to let go until they have sex with you or give you whatever they're selling for free.
Mmmmmmm theres nothing like a newyork pretzel, except for a new orleans hotdog stand... Speaking of which I'm still sore from last time I did that.
newyork pretzel by jmchickens February 14, 2010

newyork gangsta 

a tall black man with an abnormally small penis.
(place white females name here)was looking for an alabama blacksnake but got a newyork gangsta instead.

NewYork Mintue

A Second In REAL Time But A Second Is A Mintue In NewYork....
Girl: STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE!
Boy: IM NOT AND DONT MAKE ME MAD!
Girl: AND WHY IS THAT?
Boy: CuAuse Ill Drop Your Ass In A NewYork Mintue!
Girl:-___-
NewYork Mintue by DOYJUOIE078 November 2, 2012

newyork subway 

When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.
"That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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