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Known to be the sexiest and baddest mother fucker in the world. That's right, his name is Newyork not New York. Born in the streets of Malaysia,

Also being known as the most Guai Lan person on earth

Beware if you see him because he will make you realize how big of a sohai he is.

Jokes aside, he the nicest guy out there... Extremely kind as well but sometimes stupid asf.

And is always procrastinating.. in Malaysian terms : eating snake
Newyork is AWESOME. Newyork is Sexy. Its a bird.... Its a plane.... Its Newyork
Newyork by sexierthanjacksonwang November 21, 2021
Words you can keep

Newyork Taco 

When attempting to eat a girl out while severly drunk, and then, vomiting inbetween her thighs.
Did you have a NEWYORK TACO after drinking to much Jeiger last night?

newyork pretzel 

A high risk stunt where one finds a random street vendor and embrasses them in a tight scissor lock and refusing to let go until they have sex with you or give you whatever they're selling for free.
Mmmmmmm theres nothing like a newyork pretzel, except for a new orleans hotdog stand... Speaking of which I'm still sore from last time I did that.
newyork pretzel by jmchickens February 14, 2010

newyork gangsta 

a tall black man with an abnormally small penis.
(place white females name here)was looking for an alabama blacksnake but got a newyork gangsta instead.

NewYork Mintue

A Second In REAL Time But A Second Is A Mintue In NewYork....
Girl: STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE!
Boy: IM NOT AND DONT MAKE ME MAD!
Girl: AND WHY IS THAT?
Boy: CuAuse Ill Drop Your Ass In A NewYork Mintue!
Girl:-___-
NewYork Mintue by DOYJUOIE078 November 2, 2012

newyork subway 

When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.
"That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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