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Newtownian

Everyone in the neighborhood knew that they were newtownians
by Dr Jr. Baldwin April 19, 2022
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Newtoning

Kid: What are you doing in math class?

Wyeth: Newtoning!
by Sir.IsaacNewton February 18, 2015
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newtownards

Newtownards ("newt-nards")

Newtownards is the biggest town in the Ards borough and Ards peninsula in County Down, Northern Ireland of the United Kingdom. This town is the best town in its area as its closest town Bangor is full of imbreds and has more to offer like scrabo tower, town hall in conway square, queens hall, parks, a duckpond and Ards shopping centre.
where bouts you live? Newtownards
by ardsuk June 30, 2011
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non-newtonian

Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.
Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!
by fetzis May 15, 2008
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Non-Newtonian Man

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.
Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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nestonians

The last living Demi-gods on Earth.
Transcended Human beings, also known as Nestonians, exhibit higher understanding of #first-world problems.
by gr3y6h0st December 23, 2016
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Newtowncashel

The holy village within the holy parish of Cashel.
Where Queen Meave (Sligo) was killed.
Top 10 parish with most alcoholics in Ireland due to there being 3 pubs.
Where should I go on holidays? I’m an alcoholic county footballer btw…
“Newtowncashel!”
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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